Would you rather question

Just this weekend to go then its December which means only one thing, Christmas. As Christmas is becoming closer the Christmas party invites are going out like crazy.

Now I don’t know if it is just me and my friends but every party leads to us playing spin the bottle and would you rather. So because of this I thought I would list some of my favourite would you rather questions in case you need some help or inspiration at your next party.

Sexual:

1.     Would you rather have no penis or five penises?

2.     Would you rather never play or play but always lose?

3.     Would you rather be on the top or bottom?

4.     Would you rather spit or swallow?

5.     Would you rather have sex in a graveyard or in a school?

6.     Would you rather pay for sex, or get paid for sex?

7.     Would you rather give up masturbation or never receive oral sex ever again?

8.     Would you rather have your mom or your older brother walk in on you?

9.     Would you rather give up sex or chocolate?

1. Would you rather watch your parents having sex 1,000 times, or join in once.

  

Random:

1.     Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

2.     Would you rather die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives?

3.     Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?

4.     Would you rather use sandpaper for toilet paper or vinegar for eye drops?

5.     Would you rather have something in your eye or need to sneeze but never be able to, for a year?

6.     Would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and good looking?

7.     Would you rather never touch another human again or never touch a computer powered device again?

8.     Would you rather be a genius in a world of morons, or a moron in a world of geniuses?

9.     Would you rather lick someone else's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?

1. Would you rather never play or play but always lose?

Enjoy your party!

Talk to you later x